Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008

heff

(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.

Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.

by Craiff December 17, 2008

Heiferlicious

1) Food that is extremely rich in calories or fat content, a guilty pleasure food.

2) Also can refer to eating far too much.

1) I'm going to go eat me some heiferlicious brownies.

2) I've had a very heiferlicious day today - my BFF and I ate an entire chocolate pie!

by Lucas Carter aka Fabulucas March 1, 2009

Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

by Maragumball April 7, 2009

Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011