grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)

"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"

by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007

glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 8, 2005

Grumpy

Pronunciation: Grum-pee. The act of breaking wind; flatulence. A slang term for having particularly foul smelling gas; a nasty stinky fart.

1) Dude, who busted that nasty grumpy.
2) He floated a grumpy in class. Stunk so bad even the teacher left.
3) I suppose if I have to I can live with Bill's farts, but when he floats a grumpy it makes my eyes water and I have to draw the line

by lost in Iowa April 2, 2009

gumpy

The act of being like Forrest Gump; acting Gump liki

Kim kardasian is very gumpy

by corruptedmonks2008 May 18, 2014

Right in the grumpy

To have anal sex with an unwilling female

then I put it right in the grumpy

by jmz667 May 25, 2007

Mix up a grumpy

To defecate. To take a shit.

Man, I really have to mix up a grumpy.
Hold on while I go mix up a grumpy.

by Ixielixpiddish May 7, 2008

Gumpy

A person who is extra strange, silly, nerdy and dorky. In any sequence of combination of the latter. The key to gumpyness is that the person that posseses these qualitys loves them... in every way. And the person must use the term "hess".

"dude, that guy who works at tacobell is extra gumpy"

by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005