gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

This bird is gurting to get the huzz

by eth4n April 13, 2025

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Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

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gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

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gurt

derived from yogurt
meme was created in 2025 cause it sounds like someone is saying "yo" to someone named "gurt"

gurt lwk so tuff

we r gurting it ALL summer 🌹

gurt: sybau

me: family
fam: thanks gng
gng: i didnt say nun
i: indeed
indeed: yogurt
gurt: yo

by cmiiygl._ June 2, 2025

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gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

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Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

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