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Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.
There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!
by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011
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gougar

A woman aged 55 and up who hunts for attractive young men at places like bars, parties, or weddings. Gougars are typically much older than normal cougars and have an unfathomable craving for 21 year olds. Derived from a combination of "granny" and "cougar".

See also: gilf
Dude, your grandma's a total gougar.
by 18237550921 May 18, 2008
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golar

I wish I was a Golar.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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Gobar Gas Right Wing

Indian RW which are too short sighted and obsessed about fixing the image of India in the world stage. They also hate whites while planning to immigrate to western nations.
He is not a RW, but a gobar gas Right Wing
by Tambi Dude February 1, 2021
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Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012
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GoGreen

An American person who has sex with someone who has gotten a "green card" or is new to the country.
I was not going to date Pedro... but then I decided to GoGreen snd let him have a chance in America.
by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008
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Goarf

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
by Dally-Doodlez November 9, 2006
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