a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....
Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010
Get the glomp mug.To viciously and violently ravish and "eat" one's partner in sex.
Usually connotates fully and passionately sexing a partner's stuff.
Usually connotates fully and passionately sexing a partner's stuff.
"Yeah, I didn't expect her to, but she totally gomped my dick.
She took all of it in for like 20 minutes straight.
Then I gomped her taint and motorboated all in it"
She took all of it in for like 20 minutes straight.
Then I gomped her taint and motorboated all in it"
by TK P. April 30, 2008
Get the Gomp mug.a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 4, 2005
Get the glomp mug.A person who is so mentally challenged, they have other people dress them (i.e. striped pants and polka-dot shirt). You probably work with one. See also "ree ree"
by geeks January 19, 2004
Get the gomper mug.by Donaldglomp October 9, 2016
Get the Glomp mug.A dardy goomp is someone who is f ̧̡̧̡̛̼̗̦̥̼̰̥̠͇̘̠͖̞͎̞̙͚̙̣͕͚̤͓̖̬̯͖͉̺̻̾̿̍̐̓͐̄͑͌̽́̈̑͒̾̃͛͗̒̉̿̓̄̓̔̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅą̶̨̨̢̛͙̲̙͙̬̹̟͈̼͓͍̲̙̠͔͓̠͍̦͚̘̳̦̆͒̈́̃̌͑͌̀̀̇́̀̉̍͆̿̽̕̕͜͜ͅf ̛̻̫͈̼̝̥̞̤̠̩̜̟̝͕͉̜͎̰̰̫̺̇̊̽̊̅̀̿̒̀̄̑̾͛̈͑̎́̾̕͜͠͠ ̴̨̢͙̳͈̯̺͈̦͙̠͓̹̘̤͔̭̰̞̼͈͙͇͉̣͔̤̮͇̳̪̭̝̗̰̥̠̻͇̳̱̩̘̜̪̟͗̊̌̾̆̎͊͆͂̂́̀̔̇̾͑͒̃̏̌͗̉͒̃̔͛̐̀̍͊̅͛̊̑͛̈̀̚͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠g̵̡̡͎̳̩̪͚͍͎̪͖̤̜̖̟̦͉̠̬̼̰̭̼̬̤͈̯̤̱̣̱̪̽̉͑̍́̏̌̅̎̆̒̔͘͘̚ͅͅd̴̡̧͔͖̭͖̭̥̤̥͙͓̞̜̺̩̝̭̻̪͚͛́̆͒̀͒̒̀̄̓̎̔̋̓̇̌̈́͗̋̍̇̌͊̕̚̕͜͝͝g ̡̢̛̛̼̝̹̮̘̞͚̹̹͖͇͍̫̼̪͎̒̌̇̀̊̀̿̈́̏̊̋͐̽̔̑̈́́͆͌̐͑̈́͛̍͐̓́̽̏̽́̄̈́̃͊̿͘̕͘͘̚̚̚̕͝͝ͅf̵̢̢͖̜̪͎̣̻̘̩̙̤̠͚̖̣̫̠̻̌͗͒̈́͛̅͒̽̉͗̃̆̃̈̀̄̅̓̌̍̑̉̈́̆̽͗̿̉̅́̑̂͛̃̌̇̑̐̎̅́͒͆͗̚̚͘͘͜͝g̶̡͙͇̱̝̬̻̤̞̗͉̣̙̤̝̮̘̪͓͉̭͈̩͛͌̈́̍̓̿̎͗̄̎̍̽͋̾̑̀́͗̃́̅̾̓̍̈́͂̎̆̓̎̿͛̚̚͘̕͜͝
by fuck thios shit October 24, 2022
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A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
by Duskatala October 8, 2011
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