Definitions by Ransom

Eordi 

An underrated tiktoker that should be famous but also Has a massive cock

That person is a Eordi

Eordi by Ransom June 21, 2020

jake 

An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?"
-"i'm jake"

jake by Ransom August 15, 2006

stanktastic 

Fantasticly stinky. usually caused by asain and middle eastern recipe.

Your moms dinner made my butt very stanktastic

stanktastic by ransom May 13, 2005

shmigro 

a smuck-negro. very difficult to differenciate between regular negros and shmigros.

too bad americas jammed packed full of shmigros.

shmigro by ransom May 13, 2005

spon

Not a mispelling of spoon. Generally used as an exclamation or insult, and occasionally an acknowledgement or expression of indifference (like meh), or confusion. It can only be correctly used as the single word in a sentence.

1. Spon.

2. Spon!

3. Spon?

Incorrect: What the spon?

spon by Ransom March 29, 2005

glomp 

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

glomp by Ransom January 4, 2005

Nailed 

Having completed a task with great accuracy.

"A+! I nailed that test."
or
"I threw the rock and, nailed that guy between the eyes!"

Nailed by Ransom June 17, 2003