10 definitions by Ransom

1
Not a mispelling of spoon. Generally used as an exclamation or insult, and occasionally an acknowledgement or expression of indifference (like meh), or confusion. It can only be correctly used as the single word in a sentence.
1. Spon.

2. Spon!

3. Spon?

Incorrect: What the spon?
by Ransom March 29, 2005
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2
Fantasticly stinky. usually caused by asain and middle eastern recipe.
Your moms dinner made my butt very stanktastic
by Ransom February 16, 2005
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3
A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
by Ransom June 17, 2003
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4
Having completed a task with great accuracy.
"A+! I nailed that test."
or
"I threw the rock and, nailed that guy between the eyes!"
by Ransom June 17, 2003
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5
a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 04, 2005
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6
An underrated tiktoker that should be famous but also Has a massive cock
That person is a Eordi
by Ransom June 21, 2020
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