When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014
Get the can't even function mug.To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.
"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"
by Tarara June 22, 2008
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When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.
Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008
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A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.
May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA
k bye.
A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.
May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA
k bye.
Jamsies: Hey Gina, what should I wear?
Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.
Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!
Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!
Jasmines: Yes!
DONE
Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.
Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!
Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!
Jasmines: Yes!
DONE
by Flat-footed Unicritter May 23, 2017
Get the funchella mug.A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018
Get the Functional Woman mug.1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
by Frank Grand April 16, 2020
Get the Functional consideration mug.Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.
Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020
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