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Jimmy Floyd

The act of having a very sexually attractive woman shit into a dixie cup. The man shall then take the dixie cup, get his dixie hard, and masturbate with the cup o' shit while staring at the woman until an adequate ejaculation has been accomplished.
That girl was so fucking fine i wanted to pull a Jimmy Floyd with her.

My dick is still a little brown and stinky from the Jimmy Floyd marathon yesterday.
by Grannypannies12 December 19, 2016
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Floyd

The ruler of all 19 continents, 47 planets, and 4 universes. Floyd is everything and a bag of chips! Although he did not create planet Yuggoth (Cthulhu did that), he is still very cool, indeed. He resides primarily in the Peru/kentucky region of the netherlands, and Blocky is his main messenger of the 7 and a half others
Floyd hates Pluto with such intensity that the cranberries may just explode.
by Vanzetti May 22, 2008
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Frodo T Baggins

The act of killing another player during a multiplayer first person shooter where you repeatedly crouch and stand up over the dead character's face thus Tea bagging the person as added insult.
I am such a nerd that I make-up semi-sexual terms from my favorite nerd movie about acts that I never perform in real life. O yeah and I play video games a lot ... Frodo T Baggins.
by The Shitty Rules January 29, 2006
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The Floyd

The Floyd is a very good band.
by xColleenx January 3, 2009
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Pink Floyd

Just another example of where drugs had really positive effects.
by Ziggy Stardust May 13, 2005
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Floyd

Verb: to floyd, to hit someone in the face with a cat or kitten (other house animals may be used but this is not strictly speaking "floyding")
Ha that guy was such a dick.
yeah, arent you glad we floyded him.

Damn you I was trying to sleep, why did you have to go and floyd me.
by Eli117 April 13, 2009
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George Floyd Conservative

A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s beliefs.
Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”
by Loominardy March 5, 2022
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