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ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
by wallbangicus December 4, 2009
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fore

A warning to fellow golfers that a ball is headed in thier direction and that they should duck. Also yelled before someone starts shooting up a building where there are people not considered to be targets.
"Fore!" said the golfer before the ball hit the guy putting on the green at the seventh got hit.


"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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fordetreal

Alyson: I got an A on my paper.

Trae: Fordetreal?

Alyson: Fordetreal!
by alyson mb September 9, 2011
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foredome

The Forehead, usually reffered to by a 'propa G
Perfect useage being "Get Right The Fuck Outa My Face 'Fore I Bust A Cap In Yo' Foredome"
by Ben "Toast" Carroll February 24, 2005
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firedreaming

When you're up in the mountains around the camp fire and the person you have a crush on is over grinding on someone else's special place. Instead of saying "screw it" and moving on, you sit alone on a log staring into the fire, reflecting on everything in your life that sucks, whether it's relevant or not. Eventually someone will come over and ask you if you are OK, and give you some random advice that you will really appreciate and remember forever.
"Hey man, saw you over here firedreaming. I just wanted to say I know what's bothering you, and it's not worth it. This is the best fucking time of your life, start enjoying it."
by former firedreamer April 21, 2008
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Forcedestiny

I met my wife by way of forcedestiny.
by Pregnant People July 4, 2010
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Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.
by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011
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