Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

Flourescephobia

(noun) Fear of overhead lighting.

I have such bad flourescephobia that if I even walk into a room with overhead lights on I feel faint.

by lisadawg September 4, 2016

flour puff

when you masturbate thinking about bon qui qui and you cum out flour

"dude, i flour puffed last night and it was great, wanna join me tonight?"

by bonbonquiqui July 10, 2016

Floorbiotic

The beneficial (and invisible) live cultures that you receive when you eat stuff off the floor.

No one in my family ever gets sick. We've got strong immune systems developed over years of ingesting floorbiotics.

by sjbliv September 30, 2016

flurbi

Flex urban individual

She thinks she's flurbi, bit she doesn't even know what it means.

by Sainzj April 10, 2017

flurbi

Flex and urban individual. Someone who knows what you're talking about and who is on the same level of flurbiness as you are

Yea i hang with her, she pretty flurbi.

Or
You gotta keep it flurbi, stop stressing

by Sainzj May 18, 2017

flurbin wenis

An engorged penis.

Stop talking shit or I'll smack you with my flurbin wenis.

by Sig Nature January 6, 2018