Flad

Short for Flaked, used in Ireland to denote when someone is tired.

After gym, John was flad out.

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

bag-flail

Bag-flailing is when a person empties the contents of their backpack, satchel or purse onto floor of friend/relatives home trying to find something in the scattered cluster fuck of said bag.

Do you mind if i bag-flail on your floor so i can find my car keys, I don't want to do it on the sidewalk and look like a junky.

by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 11, 2013

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.

Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!

by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016

Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.

The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.

by Missy_x June 27, 2022

arm flail

waving your arms around in an entertaining fashion to confuse your fans and make them think you can still dance.

1: Did you attend The Circus Starring Britney Spears?
2: Hell no, I'm not paying $100 to watch her pass off her arm flail crap as dancing for an hour and a half.

by Craig Dylan March 14, 2011