flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 May 19, 2011

flabbagoos

a silly person who has lost their goose, and is on the quest, with their sheeps, cow, chicken, horses, pig, mud pies, and cherry pies to find their goose

"hehehehehehhehehehe where did ma goose go" said flabbagoos
"wow my owner sure is a flabbagoos" says the farm animals

by iownalaundrybasket June 7, 2011

Flabbadactyl

A person who has an unnecessary amount of body fat (flab). Most Flabbadactyls have wing-like flubber hanging from their arms.

Person 1: Ew look at that guy's flab!
Person 2: He could be a Flabbadactyl!

Person 1: Eww Kirstie Alley is-
Person 2: A FLABBADACTYL!

by Dinoflab June 13, 2011

Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011

flabage

When you have fat flabs on your stomach back and thighs

That guy has some serious flabage

by The King of Rocking May 18, 2014

Fabeciphobia

The fear of beans.

Pythagoras suffered from extreme fabeciphobia.

by Zefler June 2, 2014

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015