Fibromyalgia

A very real imaginary problem of hypochondria and psychosomatic symptoms. Recent numbers show a diagnosis of 2 percent in the United States alone. Most cases being in North America with no real recognition in many other developed/non developed countries. Most people with fibromyalgia are women (about 80 - 90 percent.) There is no medical way to diagnose fibromyalgia, it is a relatively new diagnosis in the medical field and believed by most in the field psychosomatic.
Bolstering this view is the fact that patients with fibromyalgia often suffer from anxiety or depression. And some patients who suffer only from a psychiatric disorder may develop somatic symptoms that mimic fibromyalgia — yet the primary challenge is a mental health problem, and symptoms will abate only when it is addressed. For all these reasons, the best treatment involves a team approach that includes mental health clinicians. Lifetime prevalence of psychiatric disorders is even higher in those complaining of fibromyalgia.

There is a widespread skepticism in the medical practice of whether fibromyalgia should be deemed a manifested physical diagnosis.

by Freudian Sigmund1 July 1, 2019

fiberrhea

similar to diarrhea, occurs when one has eaten incredibly large amounts of fiber- far larger than the daily recommended amount- in a day's time and thus experiences excessive defication and gas as a result.

"Dude, are you okay? I heard terrible noises coming from in there."
-"Yeah, I'm fine. I had a ham sandwich on whole wheat, a cheese sandwich on whole wheat flat bread, 4 fiber loaded snack bars, some almonds, and a footlong sub on whole wheat today. It was some epic FIBERRHEA, but I feel awesome now.

by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010

fibfab

A lie; something made up. Comes from "fibs" and "fabrication"

The earth is flat... that is a fibfab!

by kingzasz February 7, 2006

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233

"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."

by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010

moral fiber

"Moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find it, you fight for it. You risk it all, you put it in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

- Movie: The Girl Next Door

"You know, he's got great moral fiber. Regardless of circumstance, he stands by his convictions."

by chasingdaylight June 26, 2009

fibbie

Fibbie is a slang term, mainly used by other law enforcement members, to describe the FBI, who tend to take away cases from local jurisdictions, screw them up, and then blame said local jurisdictions for the screw up.
Is also used by surburban kids who watched too many spy movies.
Largely supersided by the term Party Van.

Law Enforcement Officer: Ah hell, its the Fibbies.
LEO 2: Fuck me, not another case ruined....

by tharris7 February 9, 2008