sydney fc 

The greatest team to play in the A-League, Australia's premier football competition. Inaugural Premiers and home to the best supporters in the country - The Cove. Will be an unstoppable force with Branko at the helm and Juninho in the middle of it all.

Hey you see that Sydney FC game last night?
Yeah we sure beat the shit out of those dumb fucking tards.

sydney fc by Jimmy Pop 24 August 4, 2007

Hayes FC

Nicknamed the Missioners,
Founded in 1909,
One of the best known teams in non-league,
Have a decent youth system,
Has a unique club shop.

Go you missioners!!!!

Hayes FC by anonymous February 23, 2005

Seattle Sounders FC 

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.

Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?

Seattle Sounders FC by jonnigga October 30, 2010

Liverpool FC 

The most successful English football team ever. Widely regarded as having some of the most loyal and passionate fans in world football.

Champions of England 18 times
5 European Cups
7 FA Cups
3 UEFA Cups
3 European Super Cups
7 League Cups
15 Charity Sheilds

Anfield Liverpool FC
You'll Never Walk Alone

Liverpool FC by mckattack May 27, 2009

Celtic FC 

To take a great deal of offence about an issue to which you have barely any connection.

"Hey I was at the movies the other day...that Brad Pitt can't act for shit."

"Ah take a fence tae at, Brad nd me er big pals nd all."

"Sorry speak in English please. In any case, it sounded like you were going Celtic FC on my ass."

Celtic FC by djw1992 May 20, 2009

Portsmouth FC 

Discusting team. All inbred. Funny looking creatures. Skates

You support Portsmouth fc you must be inbred mush

Portsmouth FC by Hahahhahahallllehhehe May 6, 2019

Arsenal FC 

1. A team in England that social distanced the league title for over 16 years now.

2.A team that is link with every good player at the start of transfer window but ends up getting the Wish version of the player at the end of the transfer window

Arsenal FC fans:

I thought we were going to sign Upamecano, koulibaly, Thomas partey and Messi But we ended up with lingard and Andreas pereira

Arsenal FC by Covid-91 June 6, 2020