Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those
Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion
by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022
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They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022
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your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
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When you point out things to your management team that could save the company loads of time and money but they ignore you because they know it would invalidate them as management for not thinking of it.
"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"
When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion
"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"
You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.
"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"
"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"
When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion
"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"
You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.
"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"
by TheMightyElk January 26, 2023
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Get the failed banger mug.When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.
Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
"Get off my shit"
Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024
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