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Excuse Box

Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.

Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.
Guy: So when are we going to have sex?

Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.

Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.
by Ilikeyouulol December 3, 2009
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Over-Excitement typing

When you're too excited to type in misspelled words to the point where you just simply hit the caps lock key and hit any letter you'd please. This is generally done very fast and it is an easy to get across "Hey, I'm excited and I have no idea what to say.

Usually it is used by fangirls to express love over a specific character in an anime or a video game

Also it occasionally starts or ends with a word.
"DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE LAST NIGHT?"
"FGHDSJAKFGADSJKGHFSAJLDGHFSKLDAGHYES I DID!!! IT WAS SO AWESOMEGFDJLGHLKDGKFAL *foams at mouth*"

The uncomprehendable words the second person was saying is an example of over-excitement typing
by Imp3ndingD0om June 17, 2009
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Textually Excited

Being in the state of excitement or elation one experiences upon receiving a text message; Essentially, being excited to have received a text.
We all saw Johnny become textually excited when Liz texted him.
by ReverendSaintReverend May 18, 2010
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Bethesda Excuse

When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.

Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.
First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.

Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me
by Superhippy1986 March 18, 2013
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excuse my french

Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.
by September 5, 2003
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Excitebike

When you are WAY more than just excited that an 80s NES game is the only way to express how excited you are.
Chill Person: "I'm pretty excited for the party."
No-Chill Person: "Eff that, I'm full on EXCITEBIKE!"
by Odin One-Eyed February 28, 2017
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Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"
by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018
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