A guy that is horny all the fuckin time and would date every girl that told him that they liked him.
by Skinnypenis331! April 05, 2019
Eric is a dude who’s always referred to by his last name. Seriously. Very few people know his first name. Eric is also a dude who would date a Chad
by Muffintime420_03 October 31, 2019
eric is a good guy that has a huge phat cock he loves eating waffles and doritos he loves to mostly beat his penis in calls he has 10 inch cock and will hit u
by jillian 😍😍 October 22, 2020
by Eric Desautel November 24, 2007
Biggest retard ever but you will learn to love him...eventually. He enjoys watching show such as "Brothers&Sisters" and has a soft and sensitive side that he usually only shows to girls that he goes out with. Most girls like him because he is funny, sweet and cute. He also always seems to smell good. He can be a great boyfriend when he tries to be. Mostly he is an asstard but once you get inside his heart he softens up and cozys up to u. Terribly afraid of caterpillars and loves dogs.
Girl 1: What is that guy doing running around with no shirt on?
Girl 2: Oh, he is Eric. He thought he had a caterpillar on his shoulder
Girl 3: Well i don't care what his reason is as long as he keeps running around shirtless...yum...
Girl 2: Oh, he is Eric. He thought he had a caterpillar on his shoulder
Girl 3: Well i don't care what his reason is as long as he keeps running around shirtless...yum...
by whalleeeeeeee =D December 22, 2009
A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
by Yobigdickdaddy December 20, 2016
An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.
My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.
by Sven Schligenmuehler August 31, 2008