drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

XD Dumpster

When you throw away Jonas and some trash

hey Toby look I think Jonas is over there in a a room full of trash! You know what that means...
ITS TIME TO XD Dumpster!!!

by roper` November 29, 2019

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014

corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it

Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.

by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015

Dumpster Diving

1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).


2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.

Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes


Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you

by Doodie Brown April 1, 2009

Dumpster Kid

One who smells like shit while being "non-conformist", just like all their friends. They can generally be seen standing outside various places including: the high school, movie theater, pizzaria or Shop Rite. Hobbies include smoking their life away, playing frisbee while listening to emo music (i.e Dashboard Confessional), and drawing swastikas on walls. Needless to say, they have no future.

"If that dumpster kid wore anymore makeup, he would have a vagina."

by Kelley McCabe April 17, 2009