j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

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whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.

MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.

by Rev. Poe March 6, 2010

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Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

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frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

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The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

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