dickmatized

When a woman/girl ends up dating a guy that she had reservations about dating, i.e. she didn't really like him to begin with but they end up dating and he's a jerk

Kat: I mention how I only wanted to be friends with him and how he soooo wasn't boyfriend material.
Liz: Then, boom...dickmatized

or

"We really didn't like him at first but then we got dickmatized."

by Jessi Griffin March 15, 2008

dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

Dicktatious

The act of being a complete douche bag.

Scott was being so dicktatious today when he came over.

by Kay Trags April 8, 2012

dicktator

Gaddafi.

I am dicktator. However, I'm not from China.

by My Real Namez September 19, 2013

Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis

by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015

Dicktato

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato

1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato

by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017