Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
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Get the Cronking Yah Gonk mug.N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."
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a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
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A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"
They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"
A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"
They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"
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