betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007

that ain't cricket

that's not cool.
that's just wrong.

Dude, grabbin' your shit in public -- that ain't cricket.

by Ian MacEachern December 24, 2003

reverse betty crocker

when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker

i fingered a girl using the reverse betty crocker

by brettravo April 26, 2006

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

moon cricket

Used as a deragatory term for a black person. Similar to porch monkey, nigger, or coon.

Some moon cricket must have stole it!

by dingraha November 19, 2007

chocket

A chest pocket. Chockets are found on shirts all over the world, both casual and formal.

Hey Dave, that's a pretty sweet chocket you have on your shirt.

by jerkfacelisa May 26, 2009

cricket post

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

by Heather Leather February 21, 2011