Cornelius

Someone who thinks they're all that. Who enjoys peacocking through city streets showing off their great biceps and good looks that they're convinced they have.

Hey that guy is the most big headedest person I've ever seen!

You mean Cornelius?!

by Woodstock01 June 30, 2011

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

corneil

A good looking cool ass weeb who chils in his room cause the outside world is evil

Man he so cool like corneil

by horny corny 3305 October 20, 2018

Cornelius

A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.

Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015

cornelio

An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.

"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"

"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."

by Ana April 9, 2003

cornfielding

Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been abducted by aliens, or recovering from a night spent as a werewolf.

"I made friends with a bottle last night, then went cornfielding."

by Cody Duncan June 7, 2007

cornfelcher

Someone who is so obsessed with corn that they masturbate with it, and after orgasming suck the luscious juices that get in between the kernels.......and maybe eat a little bit.

Tommy: "Boy, I think Cindy may be into cornfelching."

Victor: "What are you talking about?"

Tommy: "I found a full bucket of half eaten corn on the cobs in her closet."

Victor: "Gee Tommy, I don't think that's a good sign, she may need therapy."

Tommy: "I can't believe my daughter's a cornfelcher."

by Manneken Pis April 17, 2008