Feng shui constipation

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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

PG-rated consummated

(Past-tense verb). When a couple kisses on the lips for the first time.

"Things went well with Tina last night. We PG-rated consummated."

Or this term can be mixed with the term GOMO to clarify.

"We PG-rated consummated, but we weren't GOMO.

by Joel Cathey June 10, 2007

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed

What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010