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beer coat 

(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter
"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"
beer coat by stouffer March 4, 2003
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button on a fur coat 

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."
"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."
button on a fur coat by Teddy November 3, 2003

Green Coat

The most bad ass of all the soldiers. They are virtually unstoppable. They're basically super upgraded redcoats. Each has the strength of a thousand men and wields a hand cannon that shreds all sentient life.
"You think we're gonna win the battle?"
"Hell no, They have Green Coats"

-Everyone
Green Coat by ur mummy January 27, 2014

happi coat

A traditional straight-sleeved Japanese coat typically featuring a crest or emblem and devoid of front fasteners. They are popular in the culture of the Hash House Harriers to represent Hashing kennels.
"Allison's happi coat looked good on her and showed off her ample bosom."

check a coat 

A phrase used in the place of "make out"

also referring to secret make out sessions held in coat check closets or other small intimate rooms where you can get privacy.

not the best time for 2nd base, 3rd base , or 4th base activity, mainly just for 1st base; unless both people are flexible in strange ways.
Guy 1: hey, dude, i saw you ditch the party with the chick last night. how'd it go?

Guy 2: nah, we didn't leave but i totally checked her coat

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Girl 1: did you guys make out up in your room when your parents were out of town?

Girl 2: my mom can hear us, so lets just say all i did was check a coat
check a coat by impressivo November 7, 2009

The Puffy Coat rule 

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.
Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.
Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.