clutchigami

The art of striking someone in the solar plexus so swift and accurately that the victim immediately clutches their abdominal area and fall to the floor all folded up like a piece of japanese paper art gasping for air.

Although his defensive techniques were just as effective as they were ellusive, he left one small area vulnerable and hidden by the untrained eye, I faked a high right jab and came from under with a two fingered southpaw strike of clutchigami to his abdominal region and watched him fold in half as i took his air away.

Whisper it like a ninja when you execute the strike like a release of ki......*clutchigami*......

by curt clutch September 22, 2010

Lurching Hour

The time from 2am to 3am where the probability of being lurched is at its highest.

I was walking home from a party at 2:30, and I was afraid that the lurching hour was gonna get to me.

by www.BigLurch.com October 24, 2012

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

cutching

Relaxing / stoning (smokin weed) surrounded by loud Bob Marley or Ky Mani or other Jamaican tunes,

It is a term usually used by stoners, so you little sober shits, FUCK OFF LITTLE WHITEBOY

Me n ma nigga were cutching to a good old Jammin'' before
DAYUM

by Ma wigga April 28, 2016

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017