Cheet Epp

"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"

Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.

Idiot Girl 1: OMG Garlic Aioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!

by PurpleDrankProductions April 14, 2009

Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014

cheetahs are awesome

Cheetahs are the best in my opinion

Cheetahs are awesome!

by Cheetah 21 February 18, 2019

Cheeto Motherfucker

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”

Jeez, take a shower man you look like a Cheeto motherfucker.

by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019

Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

by Incelpapi December 31, 2019

Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020