buttfuck

sex that gay guys do and straight guys are jealous of. Feels good and wont have to worry about making babies. WARNING: Straight guys should not attempt.

Amber: "and then he buttfucked me..."

Gay Friend: "o no hunny that means he's gay"

by TheNorth March 1, 2010

Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Buttfuck

If you're seriously looking up "buttfuck" you have serious issues. Pervert....

don't even look up buttfuck

by JoeyG012 September 3, 2014

Buttfuck, Egypt

A less intelligent version of the original "Bumfuck, Egypt."

n.; orig. US milit. jargon Bumfuck, Egypt, a very distant and remote place

Bumfuck is not a real city in Egypt. It is the proper noun for a mythical city used as a metaphor for a very remote location.

Normal people end up in Bumfuck, Egypt, but I'm retarded so I inadvertently sent him to Buttfuck, Egypt, instead.

by Not Billy-Bob September 30, 2017

Buttknuckle

1. Somebody with a mood disorder, such as Bipolar Disorder.

2. A person who is culturally and/or racially prejudiced.

1. My wife is a buttknuckle. She belongs in a mental hospital.

2. I ran into a couple of buttknuckles in the ghetto today. I saw them throwing beer bottles at a black person's house.

by JushtinSmeagol March 29, 2011

Buttknuckle

The scienctifical term for the end of your butt bone.

I broke my buttknucle.
Uhh.. either i sat on a waterbottle or i just broke my buttknuckle.

by Rikki, Ryleigh June 22, 2009

Buttknuck

When you're stomach hurts and you rush to the bathroom, everything comes out and it still feels like there's more so your body involuntarily convulses through your stomach to try and push the rest out even though it's all gone.

My stomach hurt so bad that I ran to the bathroom and I had to end up sitting there for 5 minutes after just buttknucking. God I hate that.

by LaxxxLa69 December 3, 2006