Anal Bride

1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory

bob: "YO! I COPPED ME AN ANAL BRIDE LAST NIGHT!"
yagar: word? whats it's name?
bob: RORY!

by ahcsiM January 28, 2009

Breeder

Ppl who turn up at your house with children and allow them to write all over your books, wall coverings etc. This happens because they are jealous of your child free lifestyle which allows you to go out mid week and take long romantic weekends away while they are stuck at home trying to find a child minder/doing maths homework etc.

O feck! Here comes the breeders, hide everything of any value!

by dont do it! June 5, 2003

bag-bride

a crack smoking prostitute.

reese witherspoon's mom in the movie "freeway" was a bag-bride.

by Jenjennjen August 17, 2006

Breeder

Breeder is a derogatory name for heterosexuals

Homosexual: hey how you doing breeder
Heterosexual: ok but dude you have to stop calling me that

by -•@@killerchicken@@•- February 25, 2019

Bridenilla

The opposite of a Bridezilla. A laid back, almost boring bride, who is low maintenance, rational and easy to deal with.

Meghan's wedding flowers didn't get delivered but good thing she was such a bridenilla that she wasn't even fazed by it.

by ckwon11 September 25, 2013

bride poker

The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs

'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'

'don't worry Rachel, it will come'

by mcmorgz February 21, 2014

breeder bro

A masculine straight man who is accepted by the gay community as one of their own. He's comfortable with his sexuality, hangs out and/or works at gay bars and clubs, and isn't afraid to let his fem side show (I.E. Bye Felicia!). He's usually the first one to stand up and defend or protect his gay friends. And he's proud to call himself a LGBTQ ally.

*written by 'The Wrong Demographic'

"Hey, have you met my new Breeder Bro? He's great!"

by The Wrong Demographic March 4, 2014