Bootstink

The smell produced by all boots at any given time. Usually a combination of wearing PT shirts from Boot Camp and MCT, continuing the same bathing habits done in Boot Camp and MCT, and wearing the same PT shirts on consecutive days without washing them, despite wearing them to PT, working strenuously in the heat, or simply just sweating copiously. Boots are usually unaware, and sometimes even seem to embrace the bootstink.

Dude, that moto run this morning left me with a bad case of the bootstink. I need to fucking take a shower bro!

by Cpl Hugh G Rection August 20, 2010

Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.

Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"

by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013

Bootius Crackus

Scientific name for "butt crack"

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.

by Sendai mother booty flinger April 24, 2017

boots to the sky

When you are taking down a female with her legs in the air and yell "Boots to the sky!"

Dude, i was taking down this chick last weekend and had her boots to the sky!

by IAMCHENBABY November 15, 2017

Bootsource

Taking strategic action to build a business through a grassroots community of like-minded entrepreneurs and daily grinders

We realized we had to bootsource the business - it was that approach that built our startup into what it is today.
In order to successfully launch our startup, we fully relied on bootsourced content.
We found the most success building our startup through bootsourcing the content.

by businessninja December 7, 2017

bootsjerry

Often times, the sexiest man alive. he is always watching, and he has a greasy ass afro.

Why do i feel like Bootsjerry's watching me

by janitor Josiah February 14, 2022

Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.

Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."

by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009