clam blitz
A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night
clam blitz by Jl3legend February 27, 2018
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NFL Blitz
When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.
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anti-blitz
DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.
anti-blitz by Matt AND MAX April 16, 2005
Gwano Blitz
Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.
Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.
Gwano Blitz by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006
sana mana ounce scounce blitz
a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time
sana mana ounce scounce blitz by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
stupid blitz
this is the name that you call someone when they don't do something that everyone else is doing, and because of this, they miss out on something really cool happening
Gabby: I'm not going on the field trip.
*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*
Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!
*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*
Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!
stupid blitz by lzrdbrth225 December 19, 2010
Ding Dong Blitz
When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!
Ding Dong Blitz by Blitztastic April 29, 2010