Blapple

the act of inserting your penis into another mans penis hole

the gay men love to blapple eachother.

by Blapples for everyone December 11, 2010

Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013

blaps

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.

"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"

by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005

Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.

Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)

by Straight A's July 8, 2007

blaspanic

A person made up of both black and hispanic

"What are u mixed wit?"
"Oh I'm blaspanic"

by Kiki Fo Sheezy December 28, 2004

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.

"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer

by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009

Bapple

Carving of an apple in a specific way that enables you to smoke out of it.
The word Bapple is derived from adding the words Bong and Apple.

You: "Damn, I can't find anything to smoke out of."
Me: "Hey, lets just make a Bapple."

by Ronnie Tsunami September 1, 2006