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Bet on the Gambler 

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.
The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.
Bet on the Gambler by RMDB November 5, 2008
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Bet The Adam 

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.
Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.
Bet The Adam by ace4431 January 17, 2013
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A phrase Mexicans use to mean "I got your back" you can count on me.
generally used in texting "I need to get my hammer back for work, I start in 2 hours!" friend in reply "bet g"
Bet g by Carter Anderson October 2, 2019

Bet Iguar 

Bet Iguar is essentially the meaning of life, and maybe even more than that. It is commonly praised in every single religion that exists, and even ones that don't exist. Bet Iguar is what we, as a society, strive to be. Once we reach Bet Iguar status, life is complete.
"Bet Iguar"
"Thank you, I adore the Bet Iguar life style."
"Doesn't everyone?"
"They better."
Bet Iguar by lesbianzrule December 8, 2020

Bet your bottom dollar 

Of course!; Sure thing!

Bet That Youp 

1.) v. a phrase meaning "i concur"
2.) v. to smoke (youp) cannabis
3.) v. can substitute any verb
1.) "hey joe, you want to order a pizza?" joe:"Bet that youp."
2.) "hey i got some dank-dank, lets go bet that youp!"
3.) "ill be over as soon as i bet that youp on class"
Bet That Youp by HeeFockaannnLick August 26, 2009

Bet Bitch 

1. (Noun) A nasty bitch who loves to gossip.

2. (Noun) A highly regarded race horse who garners lots of bets, and yet manages to come in second to last.
1. Damn, that fucking Darcie is a real bet bitch, telling everyone she caught me jacking off to my ex's picture.

2. God, that horse really was the bet bitch of that round, wasn't he?
Bet Bitch by Weretiger January 15, 2005