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im home alone and scared, bert
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Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.
Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."
by F.A.S. November 25, 2013
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by lilhip February 28, 2017
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old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017
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Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me
by Your God July 12, 2017
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An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie
"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"
by Marisol.R May 21, 2018
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A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit
I fucking live Bert the nutter
by bertlover January 5, 2019
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