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Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma
" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."
by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009
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New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.
by Duckbutt January 11, 2008
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Belgian Bubble Bath

The act of filling a kiddie pool with apple juice and using a hand mixer to combine the apple juice with Belgian cocoa powder turning it into a appley-chocolatey mix. One then uses their sexual prowess (a.k.a. pinecone juggling skills) to lure a woman into it. One would then use their parallel parking skills to get the woman naked and covered in the Manogloka (appley-chocolatey mix). Then he climbs in and enjoys the party.
He gave her the longest Belgian Bubble Bath I've ever heard of.
by jBuck20 March 24, 2010
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throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank
by nick_g August 5, 2011
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Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.
by raw January 18, 2005
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Norman Bates

(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...
That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.

Where? What guy?

Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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PTA bath

A rushed female bath that only includes the pussy, tits, and armpits.
I woke up late this morning and only had time for a PTA bath.
by sketchygurl September 4, 2010
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