bamferate

verb: to rape something in a badass manner refers to any situation

dude1: i could bamferate you anytime
dude2: no

by the cool and attractive people January 20, 2011

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

barker high school

The town where everyone thinks there better than everyone and 5 people die there a year

Fucking losers

Stephen:Yo Wilson sucks

Cameron:Yea it sucks bad
Stephen:At least we don't go to Barker High School
Cameron:yea....Fucking Losers

by MaximusGaming November 4, 2017

barberesser

A kick ass female that is both a hairdresser and barber.

Hey bro, you need to check out my barberesser! Her fades and line-ups are off the hook with the pantyhose barber!

by The Pantyhose Barber April 15, 2019

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Barkers’ Eggs

Dog turds/Dog shits

“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021