Barty Crouch Jr

A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.

When jism landed on my girlfriend's chin, she Barty Crouch Jr 'd it off.

by Trailhobbit90 November 19, 2018

battyliners

trousers that hang off your batty(bottom), low trousers

your batty looks big in those battyliners

by laydeestrutaz May 24, 2007

Battycrese

someone who acts a bit of a div or some one who acts stupid and messes around Also it can be used for an old persons fanny

if you see someone messing around with your stuff you would call them a battycrese

by Gypo Haz March 31, 2010

Battyclava

An all encompassing and particularly heavy shit engulfing someones face.

I shat so heavy that I gave the bitch a battyclava.

by DJSF April 1, 2010

barty

n. party at a bar; can occur any time you invite a bunch of friends to celebrate with you at a bar

v. to invite a bunch of friends to a bar to party

"Hey man, it's my birthday on wednesday. I'm having a barty over at Red's Bar."

"Dude, come barty with us over at Taco Boy."

by nahanelle May 20, 2010

Tiny Batty Legs

To mean Charlotte and her legs. A term used mostly in derbyshire/nottingham to describe a girl and her legs. Can commonly be heard shouted across factory dancefloor as a complement or gesture to anyone with 'tiny batty legs'

''OMG! She has tiny batty legs, she must be called charlotte''

by racne22 August 5, 2009

big fatty boom batty

A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.

1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.

by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007