family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

assrape

Another more vulgar term for a complete asshole.

That assrape just cut me off

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.

"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

asswipe

wipe for ass; brian
using child on rectum to ploeasure oneself

i just used baby jesus as an asswipe

by abtuse triangle May 4, 2018

assrape

What happens to you everytime you take any kind of test at Stony Brook University

Man, that math test totally assraped me!

by SUNY-Stony Brook March 2, 2003

AssNipple

When the world gets too creative with half-assed names, you just think of a simple one.

Sam: Username= Ass
This username is taken
Sam: Umm... Username = AssNipple
This username is accepted
Sam: :)

by PaTheHead July 6, 2014

asslippz

some a guy who has ass like persons lipps

loog out, you gonna get kissed by a giant asslipz

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003