apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

apple

An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.

My friend Ashley was 'playing' with an apple last night.

by Kelly the Banana November 11, 2010

Apple

The act of giving and/or receiving an orgasm from a friend or lover.

Steven got an apple from his girlfriend sucking his manly part.

Billy Bob was working on giving Liano a apple.

by Steven Billy Bob August 7, 2010

Apple

What the fuck. You stupid dumb ass. Were you like born yesterday. Why are you searching this. Why do you need to know! DUMBASSES THESE DAYS. Stuuupid teensagers dont have a educatiooon

You are a dumbass to look up apple!

by A smart person who has an educ June 20, 2012

apple

where you stick a apple in a girls mouth and give her anal so she cant squel

a pig with an apple in it's mouth

by lotaz January 3, 2008

Apple

A fruit of seduction by the devil to the woman when she was together with her other half in the Garden of Eden, from the beginning, as though she needed one to get excited when a strawberry would do.

The apple is like the fruity equivalent of the “unlucky Friday 13,” which has received such a bad press from superstitious folks, who would blame the date for anything that could possibly go wrong on that “evil day.”

by MathPlus September 13, 2021