nice apples

A compliment to a female regarding her breasts, whee the breast are the apples.

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

by TheDr. October 26, 2013

Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

by Un10nCarb1d4 December 16, 2010

apples-to-apples

The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007

fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010

applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

diced apples

Apples that have been cut into cubes.

I can't believe that ho diced my apples. biaatchh.. I hate diced apples.

by michelle654 July 18, 2006

applesauced

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.

While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.

by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007