Anus Kin

A lump of shit that resembles a person

"Dude! My anus kin looks like the principal!"

Anus Kin by Carmichael September 10, 2006

anus fly-trap 

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.

After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.

anus fly-trap by AUsome January 14, 2013

anus-wise 

of or relating to the anus

Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise

anus-wise by Balzac December 6, 2004

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

Anus cave by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

anus weave 

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

anus weave by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.

I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.

anus angle by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015

anus missile 

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

anus missile by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016