adoption

A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:

1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.

2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.

Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.

by ScYtH August 17, 2004

adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

ADOP

very similar to ADD and altough it is much worse, many people pretend to have it in order to get a slight chuckle and are attention whores... ADOP stands for Attention Deficit OOOOO Purple!

Man 1: hey dude, ur like always spacing out and stuff... do you have a disese or something??

ADOP affectant: oh yeah, my mom says i have... she said its called, Attention Deficit OOOOOOOO Purle!!!! look at it, ITS AMAZING!

by The Pink Avenger August 8, 2009

Adaptive Denial

The process of continually adjusting an untenable position in the face of increasing counter evidence.

When faced with overwhelming evidence against a strongly advocated position, narcissists will use adaptive denial to evade being held to their original statements. “Climate change isn’t real!” morphs into “climate change may be real but people didn’t cause it!” as the evidence mounts against them..

by Ajmc6760 January 17, 2020

adoption

taking a familyless child into one's home and family, to care for it as one's own.

A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.

by Child Hatter May 27, 2003

adoption

adoption is the practice of one family raising a child born to another family. All parties in the "adoption triad" -- the three groups consisting of the birth parent(s), adoptive parent(s) and adoptee -- are grieving in some way. The baby or young child who is adopted grieves for the loss of their biologic family, and this feeling of isolation and loss can be life-lone, no matter how loving the adoptive family is. The birth parents grieve for the child they gave up (willingly or unwillingly). And the adoptive parents grieve (often for years) over being unable to have children "of their own" before they adopt -- or they think they are "saving" a child from an awful life, and can be quite disappointed if the adopted child is not perfect. visit www.bastardnation.com for more on all sides of the adoption question.

Adoption builds families while at the same time destroying them.

by reddogdallas January 27, 2005

ADOT

ADOT - acronym for ‘Aussie Dickhead on Tour.’ ADOTS (plural) are obnoxious Australians travelling in Europe or elsewhere, usually to the embarrassment of more mild mannered Australians.

ADOTS are Bogans (often from Victoria) who travel in packs and sing loudly at sporting events such as the Ashes or Wimbledon. They wear green and gold wigs and ‘fanatics’ t-shirts. Southern Cross tattoos and board shorts adorned with the Australian flag are classic signs of an ADOT. ADOTS can be seen wearing board shorts at any time of year, even winter and on any occasion, i.e. a wedding.

A group of ADOTS is known as a ‘tool box of ADOTS.’

*bottles smashing, people fighting*

Guy 1: What was that?

Guy 2: Some ADOTS over there are drunk, the ones with the Southern Cross tatoos

Guy 1: There's a whole tool box of them in here!!

by jimmydamook July 8, 2009