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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.
Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
by tl_terry January 22, 2010
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squeal like a piggy

When you're camping in the wilderness and two hillbillies take you and your friend hostage, tying your friend to a tree, while proceeding to bang you in your manhole while you scream and beg them not to. This is the resulting sound you make as the dirty redneck has his hairy way with your white city-slicker ass.
I'ma make you squeal like a piggy boy!
by Domino December 16, 2006
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don't be a pigeon

To not act dumb or inconsiderate. To stay out of the T zone. To stay safe. To be a sexy beast.
Martha was being dumb, so I told her "don't be a PIGEON!!!"
by Fortifyguy303 February 28, 2017
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Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined
Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*
by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018
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Pull A Piggy

When you have condoms and decide to go raw anyway
Man shawty was so fine I had to Pull A Piggy last night
by Aardvark81 February 18, 2017
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Go lick a pigeon

A slightly politer way of saying "fuck off"
Ben: Chanel has anyone told you that you're really tall?
Chanel: Ben ... go lick a pigeon
by Ufans May 31, 2019
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Sauced a Pigeon

When your hockey bud gives you a shitty pass and you don’t get the hatty
I should’ve had a hatty but Chad sauced a pigeon”
by Sniperrrrr November 10, 2019
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