Definitions by tl_terry

fur stretched 

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

fur stretched by tl_terry March 24, 2010

like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank 

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank by tl_terry January 22, 2010

your number 

the number of sex partners one has had.

Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?

your number by tl_terry June 18, 2008

irish husband 

A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.

Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.

irish husband by tl_terry February 6, 2008

full of pigs 

A pregnant sow. Term used by pig farmers. Derogatory term for pregnant woman.

That sow is full of pigs.

full of pigs by tl_terry December 29, 2006