Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

Warped

when a person gets so crazy high that they begin to see things with a distorted appearance, as if they are warped.

usually affective after smoking very chronic weed or getting hella fucked up from anything else.

ben got hella warped off just a ten sack

by Guantanamera November 28, 2006

bubble wrap

fun little circles of plastic that when you pop, is a great stress relever

pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! bubble wrap is sooo cool!

by foot ball manager ha October 19, 2006

bag wrap

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.

jonny bag wrapped steve last night.

bag wraps are both pleasing and fun to watch.

by johnathon earl heinkmeister III June 11, 2006

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

Magic Wrap

Masturbating after a massive night out in order to escape temporarily from the ill feeling.

"FUCK ME, I'm in so much pain, even a magic wrap could not save me."

by CCity November 25, 2011

Eagles wrap

Handy with three fingers usually from an inexperienced girl.

Hey man she gave me the worst Eagles wrap last night!

by Gobblegooch June 9, 2014