winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 22, 2010

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007

winnerpeg

v. tr. Claiming victory in undeniable defeat. Refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.

I can't believe George Bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.

by gregos April 15, 2006

winnitation

This is the process by which one gets annoyed, irritated or constantly badgered by an individual known as a winnit.

Everytime Julio comes round to visit it's just winnitation for the nation!

by Steve, Mel, Sara August 9, 2006

The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner

The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.

Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!

by Future service member November 3, 2017

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 25, 2004