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Judge Wapner

A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""

Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.
Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.
by Jester3380439 April 4, 2011
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Evan Warner

Evan Warner means to have the smallest dick in the world. Sometimes can be considered a transgender.
by Nickpenninhton-22 May 19, 2015
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Warner Bros.

Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.
"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."
by Dylan June 5, 2004
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Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer
by pete June 18, 2006
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washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.
"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"
by hola_anal August 18, 2013
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wagner

a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz
a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde
by Roc the Emo_Dreamo April 30, 2006
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Wayner

An erection during a public event such as a sporting event or a concert.
That guy has a wayner over there
by boner soup sickness November 13, 2011
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