left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

weedy worship day

November 1st is when we worship our lord weedy. all hail lord weedy.

worship #1: today is November 1st!
ignorant slut: so?
worship #1: it’s weedy worship day. all hail lord weedy.

by curved triangle weedy October 17, 2020

Worship

Something kids do to stuffed moose in classrooms

the kids are worshipping

by Amh6014 November 29, 2022

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 03, 2021

Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.

Shit worship is a sin.

by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023

pumpkins worship

a word Jackson Langley made up to describe music that sounds like smashing pumpkins. See: Sabbath Worship.

-bro you know that song that's like vrum vrum vrum vrum BREEEEEEE vrummmmmm?
-sounds like some pumpkins worship crap man...

by brojam3000 April 15, 2021

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 02, 2023