Washemplae

"WASHEMPLAE" is a bastardization of the phrase "Watch him/them play." I consider a poor argument because it's unfair to ask one person to watch every single team play in order to have an opinion. It's also a subjective way of judging talent.

Guy 1: Who is the best QB in the NFL?

Guy 2: Michael Vick

Guy 1: You're fucking kidding, right?

Guy 2: No seriously, watch him play he's amazing.

Guy 1: fuck your washemplae argument, Vick sucks you dumbass.

by emvee99 October 24, 2011

wassergunt

An uber gunt. A gigantic meat flap of fat so big that it connects an enormous belly and and a cunt.

That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

Wasserburger

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

name waster

a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .

Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it

tom: :cry: what a name waster

by name waster August 3, 2008

Asian Washed

Some one of non-asian decent who is highly confused and believes they were born into the wrong race and are truly asian. They obssess over the people, food, and language.

"Leslie is SO Asian Washed"

by Me! June 1, 2004

Brand-washed

When one believes that a brand-name product is better than a generic product.

Xena paid 400% more for an item of clothing because it had A&F, she is brand-washed.

by Nafasha January 5, 2010