Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

by ClamBake1 April 3, 2017

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009

velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017

Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 4, 2019

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

Velvet Triangle

Busting a nut down a girl's throat, in her vag, and in her ass in the same day

We have a great day together, she received the Velvet Triangle Award!

by Pohnjarker February 28, 2023