velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 07, 2017

velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

by ClamBake1 April 04, 2017

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 03, 2009

velvet chasm

A deep wide vagina

He couldn't wait to smash her velvet chasm

by Dankieschmell August 02, 2017

Velvet rabbit

Getting head from someone without teeth

I got the old lady to give me a velvet rabbit.

by Hey I feel really good December 17, 2017

Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 15, 2016